Reality check...

ok, minggu ni memang banyak kejadian yang gua rasa tak patut...
it's like "ok, that could happen to you but surely not to me"...
contohnya...

you've a futsal team and you guys perform ever so well together...
bila main je result kira not bad la...
menang and menang and menang even when you play against a much better team...
ok, main format 'king stay' and we would be the king for quite sometime...
so bila results are that good, you just get carried away and get a friggin crazy idea...
"why don't we join a tournament??"
jadi tak pikir banyak semua pon setuju...
menang dapat Rm 1000 beb...siapa tak nak??
then on the matchday...
suddenly 'pang' reality just slapped you on the face...
3 games played, no wins...
that explain everything dude...
you're not as good as you fucking think...

ok natural bila kalah kita manusia akan buat alasan...
alasan of the day ialah - "MUKA KITA TAK CUKUP VIOLENT BEB!!"..
sebab tu kalah...
ok gua setuju...
xde sebab lain lagi...
damn...

ok this is just the first tournament...
next time we're going to be much much better...
muka akan ditoreh dan sirap dituang di muka bagi nampak abis violent...
nama team pon tukar kepada 'VIOLENT GILA FC'...
kalo tak violent gak gua tak tau...

reality check no. 2...
huh perempuan??
"no way in hell that i would be fucking scared of them!!"
bak datang la muka ganas macam mana pon..
tegap sasa, berketul...
they're just girls...
how can they possibly scare me??

once again reality smack me right on the face...
gua dalam lab...
tiba2 ada seorang awek masuk sambil menyanyi...
ok sebagai seorang lelaki normal gua akan bergurau dengan awek ni...
gua pon dengan mukahabis selamber cakap "habis la sedap sore tu..."
tiba2 awek tadi pusing dan berkata "ko cakap ape td???"
dengan muka paling violent pernah gua tengok...
ok sebelum gua kene maki baik gua jangan mengaku...
gua dengan spontan "mana ada, chot cakap pe tah kat ko"
fuh selamat...
ok sekarang gua dah mula takut dengan perempuan!!!
celaka...

hm...
sebab ini la gua lebih minat menjadi seorang idealis!!!
haish...
sedikit pesanan masyarakat...



ok gua nak pergi makan nasi ayam...
dah lapar...
chow...

notakaki : padan la awek tu dapat gelaran otai kl...celaka...